{"product_id":"mombie-20oz","title":"Mombie 20oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧟♀️ Warning: Uncaffeinated Mom Zone! ☕\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMeet your new morning survival kit - the 20oz 'Mombie Before Coffee' glass tumbler, because sometimes being a mom means being a zombie until that sweet, sweet caffeine kicks in!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour mom-survival kit includes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e1 crystal-clear 20oz glass tumbler (to see exactly how much coffee you have left)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e1 bent glass straw (for drinking while simultaneously tying shoes and finding lost socks)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e1 straight glass straw (for those rare moments when kids are actually listening)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e1 straw cleaner (because cleaning ONE more thing won't kill you... probably)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e1 bamboo lid (to prevent spillage during toddler tornado situations)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSchool drop-off lines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoccer practice sidelines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHide-and-seek timeouts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePretending to be invisible at PTA meetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSurviving another episode of Cocomelon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eThis Dishwasher-safe tumbler is your silent way of saying 'I love my kids, but please don't talk to me until this is empty.' Plus, it's eco-friendly - because saving the planet is important, even in your mombie state! 🌍\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May cause sudden ability to function as a human being. Side effects include actually completing sentences, finding lost shoes, and remembering why you walked into a room. Does not guarantee immunity from kid chaos, but makes it much more manageable! 😉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"visibility: visible;\" class=\"section__title-text product-single__title-text js-sr-loaded\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh Borosilicate Glass Cup\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeat Resistant \u0026amp; Lead Free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBamboo Lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Glass Bent Straw, 1 Glass Straight Straw + 1 Straw Cleaner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeeps liquids cold\/hot 8+ hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher Safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBamboo lid - hand wash, do not let sit in water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42183621673015,"sku":"sku-46674877579478","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0241\/8612\/6391\/files\/mombieff_23772440-5c3d-408f-9091-c55c1e14e171_1.jpg?v=1778685966","url":"https:\/\/www.hereditboutique.com\/products\/mombie-20oz","provider":"Her Edit Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}